I am an aethiest who toils on things that no one kerouaqs about

Miles Davis looks after my tape collection, he only lets Talk Talk, Mars Volta and Radiohead in, Orbital is sometimes allowed in but it depends which trainers they're wearing

I am an omnivore that eats pigs that supermarkets kill for me

I have a well challenged belief that the original MarioKart is the most fun

I often get distracted and my tea brews cold

Oh, the poor pigs